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Enjoy my artworks as these beautiful A6 greetings cards. Printed in England on textured FSC Certified card stock which is pH neutral and chlorine free.
Minimum order of 3 cards, and if you order 5 or more you get 10% off. They come in a nice little box with a sticker.
Incredible Girth
 
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                                You Snooze You Win
 
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                                You Look Very Nice
 
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                                Wanker
 
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                                This Year Will Also Be Shit
 
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                                Show Us Yer Tits
 
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                                Life Gave You Lemons
 
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                                Leave it with Me
 
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                                Hot Girl Summer
 
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                                Glass of Slags
 
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                                Gary Lineker
 
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                                Eat Shit
 
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                                A Crisp Glass of Piss
 
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                                Chris Whitty
 
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                                Cat
 
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                                Body Goals
 
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