Introducing The Sorting Twat (otherwise known as Steve Crisps). Pop him on your head and he we will choose a house for you: Grimblepiss, Fuckingpuff, Slippyminge or Coleslaw. I really wanted to be in Grimblepiss cause all my friends are in it too like Stacey Solomon and Pete Doherty but instead I got Coleslaw and now have to hang out with Alan Fucking Shearer.