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Robbie Gibb's Orb
(Glazed ceramic)
i’ve had quite the morning i was just minding my own business having a cup of mint tea in costa when sir robbie gibb came over to me and handed me this and said, ‘protect it with all your strength, it is the great orb, the great sacred orb’, so i said, ‘what does that mean’ and he said, ‘all my power, it is held in this orb, i can do good or i can do ill, maybe i will do ill, maybe i will do good, i don’t know, protect it my child, my sweet child’ and then left and walked down the high street and pushed an elderly man into a clear channel adshel live billboard attached to the 50 bus stop.