omg guys I was walking along the beach in cleethorpes and I stumbled across this guy who is called Gary Clam and he is now my best friend. He only speaks Dutch and is constantly shouting ‘geef me Percy Pig’ which roughly translates as ‘give me Percy Pig’ and he also says ‘Ik wil YouTube-video’s bekijken van oude Japanse mannen die pennen maken’ which means ‘I want to watch YouTube videos of old Japanese men making pens.’ So I feed him Percy Pigs and sometimes Percy Pig and Pals or Percy Loves Penny or Percy Percynalities (discontinued) and we watch YouTube videos of old Japanese men making pens and he is my best friend.