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Brexit Urinal™
(Glazed urinal)
Introducing the new Brexit Urinal™ (just for us lads♂♂) celebrating the great success of Brexit!!! Just finalised with the PR team that our brand slogan is going to be 'if you love it so much, why don't you piss on it?' which I couldn't agree more with!!!!! Thanks to Tom Martin of Weatherspons who has also agreed to replace all the pissers in his pubs with them and the public will be able to buy them exclusively in branches of next and some select ann summers.
Urinal made by The Cornish Potter which I glazed by hand. Great fun.